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May

math test: A farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots. What is the probablity his mom's name is Leslie?

history test: The American Civil War ended in 1865. Explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs.

literature test: Explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple."

physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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May

kelvinween:

Promise Nothing
Just do what you most enjoy doing.
Hidden benefit: You will always over-deliver.

Offer Nothing
Just share what you have with those who express an interest in it.
Hidden benefit: Takes the pressure off of wanting other people to see you as valuable or important.

Expect Nothing
Just enjoy what you already have. It’s plenty.
Hidden benefit: You will realize how complete your life already is.

Need Nothing
Just build up your reserves and your needs will disappear.
Hidden benefit: Your boundaries will be extended and filled with space.

Create Nothing
Just respond well to what comes to you.
Hidden benefit: Openness.

Hype Nothing
Just let quality sell by itself.
Hidden benefit: Trustability.

Plan Nothing
Just take the path of least resistance.
Hidden benefit: Achievement will become effortless.

Learn Nothing
Just let your body absorb it all on your behalf.
Hidden benefit: You will become more receptive to what you need to know in the moment.

Become No One
Just be more of yourself.
Hidden benefit: Authenticity.

Change Nothing
Just tell the truth and things will change by themselves.
Hidden benefit: Acceptance.

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May

kapit0l:

I will forever fucking reblog this, this kid has more brain then most of the people I know.

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May

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vivalaorgasm:

blackintellectunrefined:

clusterr-fucks:

iamselectric:

Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams

DYING!!!

My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao

　

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May

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mariabaaaby:

omg i just died,

OMMG HAHAHHA

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May

lurkingjello:

hipstarliner:

mademoisellegush:

kats-in-space:

elasticitymudflap:

charlie-gay:

look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

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May

When there's a will...: "I love you"

willest:

I’m sure I’ve made a post about this before, but I feel like reiterating the significance of those 3 words in my opinion. Idk, it’s amazes me how easy it for people to throw out those words like it’s nothing. To me, when I say it, I actually mean it. I’m not saying that all of you don’t mean it….

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