If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
(Source: nontarian, via rawbekah)
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
(via theaarawr)
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
(via reggiemoo)
(Source: larmoyante, via ldizzlemahnizzle)
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
(Source: foxnewsofficial, via got-dizzy)
- the one where I’m out-going and loud.
- the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck.
- the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
(via hellograace)